Yes. Matzo.
Kosher, even. (but, y'know, not certified 'kosher for Passover'.)
Vegan. Nut Free. Dairy Free. All Natural. (Your Mother would be impressed.)

Did you try the cinnamon-sugared with goat cheese?? You should try the cinnamon-sugared with goat cheese.
You made this? How did you make this? It tastes just like matzo!
Proudly endorsed by Regina Margareten’s great great nephew and Matzo Brei fiend
Your matzo toffee is better than mine (which cannot be possible because mine is the best).
My husband did say that mine is superior, however after 31 years of marriage, he may just be trying to stay on my good side.
By the way, are you single?
OMG - Just had smoked salmon, cream cheese and green onions on a Matzo Project Everything. Bye bye bagels!
You’re going to be a multi-millionaire.
I am verklempt ... You thought of everything. For the love of The Matzo Project.
Are you kidding with those Cinnamon ones? I think I just converted.